Sister, The State Fair, and A Few Jokes

For the last few years my sister Teresa has talk a lot of jibber jabber about entering the State Fair crocheting competition. In the same time frame, Monica has made a similar amount of dissonance about entering a painting into the State Fair.

Last year they were together in a contingency of people that made their way to the Fair with me. Once again they began opening their mouths and allowed words to escape about how "next year" they were going to enter their wares. Perhaps it was the heat. Perhaps it was hunger. Perhaps it was hearing the same inane prattle for years, but I believe that I snapped at them.

I can't recall what I said, but I'm sure I pointed out that I was sick of hearing this same song and dance every year and yet every year the State Fair deadline came and went and all their talk had yet to spawn any action.

It has always been my philosophy to not pay too much attention to the words that people use. Everybody can talk a good game about what they are going to do or how good a person they are. One of the great truths I've learned in life is that "action defines character". If you want to know the truth about a person, don't listen to what they say. Watch what they do.

At that point they struck a deal. They both agreed to enter something next year. Well as I gaze admiringly at the Photography 139 Calendar on my wall I realize that next year is now this year. That immediately begs the question: "How are they doing?"

At a recent birthday dinner for Monica she revealed that she "still had plans" for the State Fair. So that is where Monica stands.

Teresa on the other hand has been quite diligent in her pursuit of the State Fair. She has been crocheting things left and right. The picture below are her latest creations. What makes these creations impressive is that these bears are a few inches tall.









I wanted to throw out a couple of jokes from the "Showbiz Show" that amused me:

A new video game allows you to form a "virtual band" online with other Xbox users. Those who've played it say it's so realistic you almost feel like an actual failure.


Bono was granted an honorary knighthood, but he's not entitled to be called "Sir" because he's not a British citizen. "It's cool, I wouldn't want to be called anything that's not my god-given name," said Bono. "Yeah, that'd be totally pretentious," said The Edge.

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown has given birth to a baby girl, who she claims was fathered by Eddie Murphy. She's basing this on the fact that the baby is capable of both being totally amazing and putting out crap.